A Bird's Eye View

Eagle 1 to Parrot 3
Roger that Eagle 1, you're a go.
I've acquired a new target, prepare turrets for assault.
Ten Four, Eagle. What's the location on target?
Location indeterminate, Parrot, we'll have to run this one blind.
I'm sorry, Eagle, you'll have to repeat that. Do you have the approximate space of the target?
Target is not in a space, Parrot.
Not in a space? But I'm flying in hot! How will I- SPLAT!

--Last recorded transmission of Parrot 3. The bird was never found.

Picture submitted by Dina.

You can park in the handicapped spot...

... because apparently the people who supposedly get to park there don't want to!

Submitted by Kevin forever ago. Yeah I know it took me awhile... I was stuck outside looking for a parking space?